I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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