Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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