Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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