I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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