This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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