You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I queefed so loud it echoed.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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