the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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