She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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