My room smells like vodka and shame
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
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Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
false alarm, still single
I know her cup size but not her name....
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