omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I accidentally burped into my bong.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize