i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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