Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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