I love black thongs
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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