YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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