Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Did I show you my penis last night?
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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