Fuck appropriateness.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Randomize
