So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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