This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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