Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I love you. Go after that dick
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