I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I'm passing your future prison.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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