yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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