It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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