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I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
