Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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