Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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