Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
