D3 body, D1 cock
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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