Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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