we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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