i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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