this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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