omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
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I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
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I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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