Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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