He is such a slut. More and more my type.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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