I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
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You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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