Nicole vs. Life
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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