I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
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