there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
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I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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