his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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