I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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