Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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