i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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