white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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