Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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