Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm just crazy horny about you
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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