Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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