what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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