Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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