Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
