even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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