is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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