i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just had sex bonerless
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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