Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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