Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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