She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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