You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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