it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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