can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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