he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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