my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
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